Rules of dating.

Not only is the bachelor entertaining, it is also highly educational. I have learned many things about dating, and life in general from the many hours spent watching the bachelor/bachelorette, and I am willing to pass down that knowledge right here.

1. At one point in your life, you will have twenty five gorgeous men vying for your attention an love.
2. You can fall in love with a person in about an hour.
3. Group dates do not consist of several couples, they consist of one woman with up to ten guys.
4. Almost every date you go on, should involve a helicopter, because let's face it, the normal modes of transportation just don't cut it when you are falling in love.
5. The dates can never be simple. The more extravegant the better. It is not an uncommon thing to have a private carnival for only you and your date.
6. You only need three things in your wardrobe. Sweats, swim suits (the more revealing the better), and any number of fancy dresses that will make you feel like a princess.
7. Drama is a common thing. It is not out of the ordinary to see a cat fight, in fact, it is encouraged.
8. Kissing means nothing. You can just do it as much as you want, and if you don't like them, just give them a kiss and send them on their way.
9. Kissing solves everything. If there is ever an awkward or silent moment, fill it with a kiss. It makes everything better.
10. Interupting. You can do it all you want, just know that one day it will come back to bite you in the butt.
11. Giving roses out roses is a must. If you had a good date, thank them with a rose, they will really like it. (If you are a girl giving roses to a guy, practice pinning those suckers to a shirt)
12. Crying and making a scene are sure ways to get attention. It is a high risk, high reward behavior. Sometimes it works in your favor, other times, it scare the person away, and you look like a fool.
13. When you finally have it narrowed down between two people, and you are about to propose to one, and dump the other, tears will definitely come. Let them out. And if you cry over a balcony of some sort, not only will you feel better, but the cameras love it.
14. Cameras are everywhere. It is impossible to have a conversation or a kiss without one being there to capture the entire thing.
15. You will be really happy for a few months after proposing and getting engaged, but more than likely it will end. Prepare yourself for that day.

If you keep all the things in this list in mind as you are dating, you will go far.