Sunday, February 12, 2012

You know you are at singles ward...

You know you are at singles ward when...

  • They announce next week's activity as a "munch and mingle".
  • The seating arrangement almost perfectly fits a "boy, girl, boy, girl" pattern.
  • There is more back scratching/rubbing going on than you can stand to look at.
  • There are two mission farewells in one day.
  • More than half the congregation is in the ward choir.
  • The brothers passing the sacrament are above five feet tall, and over the age of 12.
  • 95% of the sisters are wearing high heels.
  • The sacrament actually passes without on single baby/toddler cry.
  • The words "marriage" and "engagement" are brought up several times in the meeting.
I am kind of looking forward to being in one myself.

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