Monday, February 13, 2012

Please

 I need to stop buying everything that strikes my fancy. I am done.
 If you care about me at all, please don't let me spend anymore money until next Friday.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

You know you are at singles ward...

You know you are at singles ward when...

  • They announce next week's activity as a "munch and mingle".
  • The seating arrangement almost perfectly fits a "boy, girl, boy, girl" pattern.
  • There is more back scratching/rubbing going on than you can stand to look at.
  • There are two mission farewells in one day.
  • More than half the congregation is in the ward choir.
  • The brothers passing the sacrament are above five feet tall, and over the age of 12.
  • 95% of the sisters are wearing high heels.
  • The sacrament actually passes without on single baby/toddler cry.
  • The words "marriage" and "engagement" are brought up several times in the meeting.
I am kind of looking forward to being in one myself.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

15 hours

Yesterday I came home from school at 10:30.
Then I took a 2 or 3 hour nap.
Then did some stuff.
Then I went to bed... at 7 o'clock.
Then I slept for 12 hours straight.
I think I am a little baby again.