We're called best friends for a reason

Cam: ...and now I just look like a loser who wears her sunglasses inside.

Me: I don't see the problem. Haven't you always been a loser?

Cam: You are my best friend.

Me: I know. You are probably mine too.

Cam: We are the best.

What are you, an apartment full of hobbits?

Sometimes, when you live in an apartment with six girls who are all under 5'4", it is hard to reach things.

The Mother Verb

Once my Spanish professor asked the class what 'el verbo infinitivo' meant. So I raised my hand and say "The infinitive form of the verb.", real smart-like. He tells me that is the literal translation, but that he want to know what it means. So I say, "It's the mother verb". He stares at me for a few seconds like I am some alien just come aboard this planet, then laughs awkwardly. Now he knows me as the 'mother verb' girl... Oh joy.

Grade Thirteen

Good news kids, college is exactly like high school. Except for the whole, being out on your own, only having two classes a day, and having a six hour break in between those classes. But other than that, totally the same.

College...

College is lonely.
But on the plus side, the theme for our apartment floor is How I Met Your Mother. So maybe some good will come of this whole experience.